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Sponsored · Exhibit 01 · Teal Print Cool

Print on the outside. Stay Cool Technology on the inside.

Mermaid Teal brings a bold teal print to our Standard & Extra Wide line, which comes with Stay Cool Technology, True Graduated Compression and a Seamless Toe. Pick the size that fits and wear the color you actually like on a Monday.

Put the fun back in functional.

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Tropic Oasis - (Standard & Extra Wide)
Stay Cool Technology

Print outside, cool inside

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Mermaid Teal Compression Socks

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Format
Full-bleed photo
Persona
Compression wearer tired of plain, boring colors
Reason to buy
Stay Cool Technology
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Tropic Oasis - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Exhibit 02 · Web of Nite Menu

Spooky print. Serious construction. Made in the USA.

Web of Nite is a Standard & Extra Wide print, and our pairs list True Graduated Compression, Made in the USA, a Lifetime Guarantee and a Seamless Toe. The only scary thing here is the name, and we are fine with that.

Pick Standard or Extra Wide and go.

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Made in the USA. Dressed for spooky.

Spooky Season - (Standard & Extra Wide)

  • True Graduated Compression
  • Made in the USA
  • Lifetime Guarantee
  • Seamless Toe
Spooky Season - (Standard & Extra Wide)

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Web of Nite Compression Socks

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Format
Menu-card split, product photo
Persona
Spooky-season shopper who wants a real compression sock
Reason to buy
Made in the USA
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Spooky Season - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Exhibit 03 · Ten Pair Bundle

Ten pairs of compression socks, one order, one price.

The 10 Pairs (US) bundle gives you ten pairs in Standard & Extra Wide for $100.00. Every pair lists True Graduated Compression, Made in the USA and a Lifetime Guarantee, so the whole drawer gets the same build.

Build the drawer in one go.

10 Pairs (US) - (Standard & Extra Wide)
Bundle & Save

Ten pairs for $100.00

10 Pairs (US) for $100.00

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10 Pairs Bundle, $100.00

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Format
Offer on product photo
Persona
Shopper who buys socks in bulk and hates reordering
Reason to buy
Lifetime guarantee
Funnel stage
Bottom of funnel
Product
10 Pairs (US) - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Exhibit 04 · Black Four Details

Plain black. Nothing plain about the build.

Black (Standard & Extra Wide) is the pair that goes with everything, and it still comes with True Graduated Compression, Stay Cool Technology, a Seamless Toe and a Lifetime Guarantee. Four details in one color nobody argues with.

Start with black. Add the wild prints later.

Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
Four details, one black pair
  1. 1True Graduated Compression
  2. 2Stay Cool Technology
  3. 3Seamless Toe
  4. 4Lifetime Guarantee

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Black Compression Socks

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Format
Product photo, ingredient chips
Persona
First-time buyer starting with a safe, basic pair
Reason to buy
Seamless toe
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Exhibit 05 · Sloth Print Collage

Sloths on your socks. Compression underneath.

Aqua Cute Sloths sits in our Standard & Extra Wide line, and our pairs list True Graduated Compression, so the cute print is not the only thing working. Pick a pair with a sense of humor and keep the fit.

Find the print that sounds like you.

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Aqua Cute Sloths

Aqua Cute Sloths

Prints for every mood

Prints for every mood

Standard & Extra Wide

Standard & Extra Wide

Slow animals, serious socks

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Aqua Cute Sloths Socks

Browse Prints
Format
Three-photo collage
Persona
Animal-print fan who also wants real compression
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Seahorses - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Exhibit 06 · Fifth of May Hero

Fifth of May deserves a sock with a Lifetime Guarantee.

Fifth of May is a Standard & Extra Wide print, and our pairs come with a Lifetime Guarantee, True Graduated Compression and a Seamless Toe. Wear it for the party, then keep wearing it long after the confetti.

Pair them with anything loud.

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Mariachi - (Standard & Extra Wide)
A party print with a Lifetime Guarantee

Lifetime

Guarantee

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Fifth of May Compression Socks

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Format
Product hero
Persona
Party-loving buyer who wants socks that last
Reason to buy
Lifetime guarantee
Funnel stage
Bottom of funnel
Product
Mariachi - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Native 01 · Sock Wishlist Notes

My sock wishlist, written in the notes app.

We heard it all: cheaply made, inconsistently sized, unraveling compression socks in boring colors. So we are putting the fun back in functional, one Fifth of May pair at a time, in Standard & Extra Wide.

Cross the whole list off.

Mariachi - (Standard & Extra Wide)

Notes

Notes app: my sock wishlist

  • Not cheaply made
  • Not inconsistently sized
  • Not unraveling
  • Not boring colors

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Socks Without the Complaints

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Format
Notes app over product photo
Persona
Buyer who owns too many plain, worn-out socks
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Mariachi - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Native 02 · Size Question Chat

Do compression socks come in my size, or only one?

Our Standard & Extra Wide socks come in prints like Black and Mermaid Teal, with the same True Graduated Compression listed on both widths. No guessing, no one-size-fits-nobody. Find your size before you pick your print.

Check Find My Size, then pick a pair.

Mom

Do they come in my size?

Black (Standard & Extra Wide)

Standard & Extra Wide, in every print we make.

Finally, socks that fit me.

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Standard & Extra Wide Socks

Find My Size
Format
Message thread with photo
Persona
Shopper unsure which size will fit
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Native 03 · Teal Versus Nite

Poll time: Mermaid Teal or Web of Nite today?

One customer review reads: "Best socks! They fit perfectly!" Both prints come in Standard & Extra Wide with a Lifetime Guarantee on our pairs, so the only hard call is which mood you are in.

Vote, then pick your pair.

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Mermaid Teal
Web of Nite

Teal or Web of Nite?

Mermaid TealWeb of Nite

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Teal or Web of Nite?

Pick Yours
Format
Stories poll
Persona
Print lover who cannot decide between two pairs
Reason to buy
A customer review
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Tropic Oasis - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Native 04 · Saturday Camera Roll

Camera roll, Saturday evening: the socks made the photo.

Color Burst is the kind of print that ends up in the shot even when the shot was not about socks. It comes in Standard & Extra Wide, and our pairs list a Seamless Toe and True Graduated Compression.

Wear loud. The camera does the rest.

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Colorido - (Standard & Extra Wide)
RecentsSaturday
evening
Edit

The sock made the photo

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Color Burst Compression Socks

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Format
Camera-roll share
Persona
Colorful-sock fan who photographs every outfit
Reason to buy
Seamless toe
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Colorido - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Native 05 · Haunting Bones Notes

Notes app, October: what my feet are wearing.

Haunting Bones is part of our spooky lineup, in Standard & Extra Wide, and our pairs are Made in the USA with True Graduated Compression. Halloween socks that are more than a costume afterthought.

Your feet get a costume too.

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Haunting Treats - (Standard & Extra Wide)

Notes

Notes app: Halloween sock rules

  • Spooky print
  • Made in the USA
  • Seamless Toe
  • Lifetime Guarantee

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Haunting Bones Halloween Socks

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Format
Notes app over product photo
Persona
Halloween fan who wants themed socks that perform
Reason to buy
Made in the USA
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Haunting Treats - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 01 · Black Sock Verdict

Cheap socks that unravel? Not here.

Our Standard & Extra Wide Black pair is Made in the USA and comes with a Lifetime Guarantee, True Graduated Compression and a Seamless Toe. It is the opposite of cheaply made, inconsistently sized, unraveling compression socks.

Choose the pair that stays together.

Made in the USA, Lifetime Guarantee

Drake Hotline Bling meme about Crazy Compression

Cheaply made, unraveling socks

Made in the USA, Lifetime Guarantee

Crazy Compression

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Black Socks, Made in the USA

Shop Black
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Shopper burned by cheap compression socks
Reason to buy
Made in the USA
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 02 · Teal Distraction

Me, walking past plain socks toward the teal ones.

Mermaid Teal has Stay Cool Technology and True Graduated Compression in our Standard & Extra Wide line. Plain socks had a good run, but a bold print with a Seamless Toe is hard to ignore.

Look at the teal. We will not judge.

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Plain socks never saw it coming

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Mermaid Teal

Me, shopping for compression socks

My boring beige socks

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Mermaid Teal Socks

Shop Mermaid Teal
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Shopper whose sock drawer is all beige and gray
Reason to buy
Stay Cool Technology
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Tropic Oasis - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 03 · Black Or Wild

Plain black or wild print? Hard choice.

Black (Standard & Extra Wide) and our printed pairs list True Graduated Compression, a Seamless Toe and a Lifetime Guarantee. You can stop sweating: the build is the same, only the personality changes.

Buy both. The drawer has room.

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Black or wild print?

Two Buttons meme about Crazy Compression

Plain Black

Wild print

Me, wanting True Graduated Compression either way

Crazy Compression

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Black or Wild Print Socks

Shop Both
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Indecisive buyer torn between basic and bold
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 04 · Sock Drawer Evolution

Evolution of my sock drawer, from cheap to Crazy Compression.

It starts with cheaply made socks and ends with Crazy Compression: Standard & Extra Wide, True Graduated Compression, Made in the USA, a Lifetime Guarantee. The brain only gets bigger when the socks get better.

Upgrade one pair at a time.

Sock drawer evolution

Expanding Brain meme about Crazy Compression

Cheap socks that unravel

Plain compression socks

Fun prints with True Graduated Compression

Fun prints, Lifetime Guarantee, Made in the USA

Crazy Compression

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Upgrade Your Sock Drawer

Upgrade Now
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Sock buyer ready to leave cheap pairs behind
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Middle of funnel
Product
Black (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 05 · Boring Socks Debate

Hot take: compression socks do not have to come in boring colors.

We think compression socks can have color, personality and the build to match: True Graduated Compression, Stay Cool Technology and a Lifetime Guarantee on our Standard & Extra Wide pairs. Fifth of May says the party is on.

Change our mind. We dare you.

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Boring compression socks? Change my mind.

Change My Mind meme about Crazy Compression

Compression socks should not be boring. Change my mind.

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Compression Socks, Not Boring

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Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Opinionated shopper who hates dull medical-looking socks
Reason to buy
True graduated compression
Funnel stage
Top of funnel
Product
Mariachi - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 06 · Free Shipping Plan

The plan: one pair, then free shipping, then more pairs.

Free shipping on all orders over $90 is the part of the plan we like best. Our 10 Pairs (US) bundle comes in Standard & Extra Wide, and it suits the person who started with one pair and kept going.

Same plan, bigger drawer.

Free shipping over $90

Gru's Plan meme about Crazy Compression

Add one pair to the cart

Add a second print

Free shipping over $90, add more

Free shipping over $90, add more

Crazy Compression

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Free Shipping Over $90

Fill the Cart
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Shopper who always adds one more pair to the cart
Reason to buy
Free shipping over $90
Funnel stage
Bottom of funnel
Product
10 Pairs (US) - (Standard & Extra Wide)
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Sponsored · Meme 07 · Guarantee Versus Boring

Strong socks, strong guarantee, loud colors.

Color Burst comes with the Lifetime Guarantee we put on our Standard & Extra Wide pairs, plus True Graduated Compression and a Seamless Toe. Boring socks are simply not in the same weight class.

Go loud. Stay guaranteed.

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Lifetime Guarantee vs boring socks

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Crazy Compression, Lifetime Guarantee

Socks in boring colors

Crazy Compression

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Color Burst, Guaranteed

Get Color Burst
Format
Meme template, product swapped in
Persona
Loud-sock fan who wants backup on the purchase
Reason to buy
Lifetime guarantee
Funnel stage
Bottom of funnel
Product
Colorido - (Standard & Extra Wide)
Lands on
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